Holland

PISS.

Known for their deep love of piss and even deeper love of music, Crimziander is a well cultured fellow. Their muscles are so big that they could probably crush a car with their bear hands. They're a silly little thembo and they're ever so slightly shorter than aiden (hah) also they have a cool punk jacket also they have a great smile also they have nice hair also their slightly shorter than aiden (hah x2) also if you were to give hobgolly a gun they would throw it to the side and say something along the lines of "guns bad muscles rad" also they're pretty gosh dang good at guitar also they have a piss kink also they have good taste in music also they're shorter than aiden (hah, third times the charm) also they cant juggle but if they could that would be pretty cool also they're gay also they have a desperate desire to punch jeff bezos in the face also they are all powerful also they've played more BotW than me (I'm Aiden btw) also they like boba also they just got a pack of fidget toys (they're so happy about it. it's adorable!) also they're a big sexy sex master also they're a member of the CMA (Cum Masta's Association) also they're a god also yeah