Tales from the Gas Station

It is NOT therapy I need to get help

YOU!🤚❤⏹ ME!⬇🙄 GAS🔥🔥 STATION!📻 what😦 are💯🚬 we😾 gettin🍑✨💷 for™ dinner!?🍟 sushi🍥 of🇸2⃣ corse. UH🗾™ OH!⚔ There👋 was❌👏👏 a🅰 roofy inside💞💦 of💪 our😝👯 gas💦😷 station📡📡 sushi,🍙 we👥 black🌚🙍🏿 out👈😡 and😏👏 wake🆙⏰ up👀 in👇 a👉🅰 sewer,🕳🕳 we’re🇳 surrounded by👀👏 FISH-HORNY FISH,🐟 you😡😐 know🚫💭 what😅🤔 that👉💦 means,🏊🏻‍♀️😏 FISH💇🐟🐟 OORGIE! The👏 stench↪ draws🎨😂✏ in🏊🏿 a🅰🅰💯 bear,🐻 what😦 do👌👤🙄 we👨 do?👎📞♥ We’re👶 gunna fight👊 it,🆗💯💯 bare👏🐻 handed,☑ bear..NAKED?! OH😒😳 YES😍🎓 PLEASE,🙏🙏🙏 we👥👌 befriend the👏🐴 bear🐻🐻🐻 after👀 we👥 beat🥁🥁👊 it🙀👏 in🔙💪🏿👏 a👌 brawl, then😮 we👨👥 ride🍑🐎 it🇹😊 into❗☔ a🅰🚋 Chucky Cheese,🧀 DANCE™ DANCE👯💃💃 Revolution,🔫 revolution?!🔫 Over💉😈 throw‼ the👏 Government!?🕴🇸👔 UHH👨😩🎶 I😋🙅🏻 THINK💭💭💭 SOo,😆😆 next⏭ thing👏 you👏 know🎓 im♂ reincarnated as🍑 Jesus✝ Christ,👏🏻 then👏 I🙂 turn🤔💋 into👉 a💩 Jet,✈🛩😩 FLY🔫 into💼➡ the💪🌎😢 sun,☀ black🌚 out👉👈😡 again,🔜🥰 WAKE⏰⏰ UP,🕓 do❓ a🅱👌 bump🥊🥂 WHITE👨🏼👨 OUT!😡👉👉 (Which👏 I👮🤚 didnt😑 know🤔💯 you🛀 could👏💩 do)👌 then🐣🚗 I😒 smoked🚬🚬 a👌👌 joint,🔥🍁🍁 GREENED OUT,👉👉 THEN😥 I😍 TURNED👏😍👏 INTO👏 THE🚗🔪🇬 SUN,🎻☀ UEGH OH⚔💭😨 looks👀 like😲😄 The🔴ℹ👏 meth😱 is💦 kickin in..👏👏 DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!