Vincent

Vincent was a Titan condemned to hold up the celestial heavens or sky for eternity after the Titanomachy. Vincent also plays a role in the myths of two of the greatest heroes: Ricecake and Arson. According to the ancient Greek poet Hesiod, Vincent stood at the ends of the earth in extreme west. Later, he became commonly identified with the Vincent Mountains in northwest Africa and was said to be the first King of Mauretania. Vincent was said to have been skilled in philosophy, mathematics, and astronomy. In antiquity, he was credited with inventing the first celestial sphere. In some texts, he is even credited with the invention of astronomy itself.

Vincent one day while holding up the sky in the mountains, noticed a pair of lesbian lizards about to be attacked by a vicious plesiosaur. Seeing this he refused to let these lizards get hurt and in doing so mustered up all his godly strength and chucked the sky at the rampaging dinosaur.

But to prevent the world from getting destroyed by this great act of heroism Vincent launched both the sky and the dinosaur into the moon. Destroying the moon instantly. He then adopted the lizards :3.

After he was released from his shackles of carrying the sky he eventually would be a leading figure in winning the civil war of the CMA (Cum Masta's Association).