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This first song is called Plank on fire Ahhhh! Ahhhh! This next song is a little bit longer than that one And, um, It's about all the sad stuff I see in the world And i am really sad and it's called sad Its about all the sad stuff Picture a depressed plank cutting himself I met a normal man named Plank Isn't that terrible? I saw a flyer for a lost kid and that kid didn't have any legs! (It was plank) I saw a diabetic kid named holly trick or treating I saw a imposter who was really short That was sad or uh plank I saw plank get killed by the imposter He didn't see it while the lights were off He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the imposter!" 'Cause I didn't say anything I just thought to myself, "Oh this is gonna be sad." And it was, I'm a genius I saw plank without glasses in a 3D movie I saw Plank drop his ice cream cone directly on Rubens corpse I saw Plank stuck on the scanner then he walked off and got stabbed I saw a boy who had white hair(edited)

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. . . I went to a store looking for something to buy But they only sold paintings of the same stupid guy No, wait... its all plaaaank See what I did there? Let's rock No The world's so sad, bros Pain, war, genocide, racism, sexism, Plank But I gotta remember there's good things about it too Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score! Still though it's hard not to be sad about it How do y'all do it? I've been telling you, guys, terribly sad things this whole song. You haven't been sad at all You've been happy, no, You've been laughing That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world I mean, not for the people that are actually sad But for the people like us, who've gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick Capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's bullying Plank! The world isn't sad. The world's funny! I'm a sociopath! I saw Plank slip and fall, what a fucking idiot I saw a woman at her son Plank's funeral... ha ha ha! Classic comedy Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now Plank dying and Imposters winning That shit's funny 24-7 'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about Because my empathy is bumming me out Goodbye, sadness Hello, jokes