Achillean Noodles

noodles because they're like peniss

But the layers of the dish known as Achillean Noodles goes much deeper than one might think. Noodles are an ancient allegory for enlightenment. And noodles are like penis. And through the penis brings nirvana.

They were used by the ancient egyptians as a tool to predict the future. And the word achillian comes from the ancient mayan hero Heracles. And Heracles was known for his great strength and even greater cock. And cock is a word for penis. But it is also a word for chicken. And chicken is a word for coward. Which Achilliean's are NOT. But through fear comes strength and strength comes PASSION. And PASSION cums BIRTH. Which we all know birth happens through kissing (This knowledge has been rated 9+)

It has been recorded throughout history that every time a masculine twink/himbo has served this dish to their MAN both of the lovers engage in a vicious DICK (or other sexual organ) FLEXING competition to decide who is the top/bottom in the extremely violent sex that takes place after the Achillean Noodles have been eaten.