Plank Jäger

Suit description: Light green with bandanna hat

Physical description: He is 5’2, thin but with round features, tan colored skin, has short-ish curly white dyed hair (original hair color is brown), blue eyes, and square glasses.

Personality: He is a little paranoid, always on the lookout for suspicious activity even if it's unnecessary. He is the kind of person who would call an emergency meeting if someone is following him. But even though he is a little paranoid and full of anxiety he has monophobia, and thus hates being alone and being lonely in general so he will still try and stay by people, at least from a distance. He will try and stay by people even if his presence isn't wanted, which is most times, as Plank is terrible with people and social cues. He will frequently push physical boundaries, stuff that you would only let a close friend do, as he doesn’t know any better, he just knows people like hugs and physical contact is something people enjoy so it might help them begin to actually like him. Plank is also a really loud and kind of annoying chatterbox that will go on rants and ignore other people while he is talking.

He also unintentionally makes rude comments even though he doesn’t mean to, and will make passive aggressive remarks on complete accident. He knows he is terrible at getting close to people so his coping mechanism is writing.

He writes about practically anything and everything, the writings usually include him and other characters, these characters are either fictional, from real life, or both. The writing can be just a fictional albeit normal day, or (depending on how horny you are feeling for this) the equivalent of listing off tags on pornhub. He uses the writings to pretend like he actually has any sort of connection with the people around him to stave off his loneliness.

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Additional notes: If he gets especially upset or nervous he tends to accidentally start speaking in really loud german making him really hard to understand. He is into legs, and slightly into feet, as well as some various smaller kinks.

He sleeps with a shit ton of plushies to help feel like he isn’t alone when he is going to sleep to help avoid triggering his monophobia.